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You Can't Judge a Wednesday by Its One-Liner

College student: This is the best Barnes & Noble I've ever seen! –Borders, Time Warner Center Student: So, the author of the Tao Te Ching, Lao-low… Fuck it, we're calling him L-train. –Eugene Lang College Overheard by: Harker Large woman with friends: Oh, girl, I got to tell you about this book I'm reading. It's off the hook! They're sending in this undercover agent, and I think it's his sister, but he's all getting ready to have sex with her! –White Castle, 36th & 8th Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster Woman on phone: I was in Union Square, so I stopped in Barnes & Noble. (pause) Nigga, I can read! –Union Square Little British boy: Oh my goodness, dad, look! They have books on dating. How to Date? is probably like, "Don't take her to McDonald's!" –Barnes & Noble Overheard by: Laura Tattooed artsy guy, putting hand on artsy Asian girl's shoulder: I read your book and really liked it… lotta pissing, huh? –Mott & Prince

Although for Some Reason I've Never Seen My Girlfriend and My Mom in the Same Room…

Thugette: Hurry up, motherfucker!
Thug: Hey! I ain't never ever fucked my mother! –40th & 8th Headline by: subtleglow Runners-Up:
· “Don’t Be Vulgar, We Made Love!” – lisha dlp
· “See How He Slipped in That Double Negative? Sly…” – funkstar
· “She Has Standards, After All” – Terry B
· “That Makes One Of Us” – John T
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A Lesson the Royal Family Has Yet to Learn

Guy #1: So how are things going with your new girlfriend?
Guy #2: Dude–she's not my girlfriend. We're just fucking. And, like… I don't know. She's been acting really weird.
Guy #1: Weird like what?
Guy #2: I don't know! Whatever, man. I guess she and I were better off as siblings. –McDonald's, Times Square Overheard by: …that's what she said?

Wednesday Bloodliners

Girl to guy: And then he cheated on me with his male and female cousin. –9th & 21st, Chelsea Guy on phone: You should tell him next time he should keep his dick in his sister. –72nd & Central Park West Guido, getting his hair cut, in a thick Staten Island accent: Show me where it says in the Holy Bible that you can't bang your stepsister. –Staten Island Barber Shop Overheard by: Snewsboy Dude on cell: Bitch, I don't care how much you give me, your ass just ain't worth it. (pause) Plus, I can just get it for free from my sister. –Coffee Shop, Hell's Kitchen Overheard by: really hope he didn't mean what i thought… Girl to mother, after game: I'd rather go down on my sister than take the d train to Times Square right now. –Old Yankee Stadium Overheard by: datura0001