Lady #1: Did Simon really sleep with his sister?
Lady #2: No, he was just hallucinating.
–Columbia University
Overheard by: Mhla
Archive for the ‘Incest’ Category
Apparently Drunk Girl is Some Sort of Noodle
Sober girl: Did you know your mother has a penis?
Drunk girl: My mom’s wild!
Sober girl: So did you know?
Drunk girl: It’s great, man, it’s great.
–1 train
The Siblings of Wednesday One-liners
Al Bundy guy: …So I told her, “Yo, I can’t do that, you’re my sister! You want it? Show me we’re not blood. Prove to me we’re not blood related. Then you can have it.” –Anbar Shoes, Reade Street Latina: So, his name is Louis, and his brother’s name is Louis–like can you get more Dominican? –1 train Overheard by: Karen NYU girl: Yeah, I think I’m good looking. I mean, if I had a twin, I would totally hook up with him. –Broadway & 10th
What, Is Your Dad Ugly or Something?
College girl #1: …and this guy’s a really good kisser and they turn on the lights and it’s your dad!
College girl #2: Oh my god, I know! I hate it when that happens!
–5th Ave. & 13th St.
Overheard by: Dave Della Costa