Man: Of course, by this point I’ve experienced all sorts of international butt-cracks.
–34th & 8th
Overheard by: ghilledhu
Fat man: Of course this statue was French-made — when you look up her dress she’s not shaved.
–Statue of Liberty
Checkout lady: Nah, he’s third generation. He’s not a real Greek, he’s a fake Greek.
–Key Food, Astoria
Overheard by: sara n.
Guy: Do you think anyone will notice that I’m French?
–E 8th St & Broadway
British bloke, loudly on cell: Listen, I don’t give a shit what time it is over there, you fucking lazy, German sack of shite.
–World Trade Center
Overheard by: alright guv’nor
Lady, about her dog: I think a Mexican family owned him. He refuses to eat anything but rice and beans.
Girl on cell: She has this Spanish boyfriend from work who has a girlfriend. But, I guess in Spain or wherever, that’s okay.
Overheard by: kelsey