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Do Wednesday One-Liners Get Published on Saturdays?

Boss: Wait, can I ask a city girl question? Do butterflies come from caterpillars?? –Office, 8th Ave Overheard by: kpan Tall blond tourist looking at Egyptian artifacts: So, are these, like, all real artifacts, or like, what? Know what I mean? –The Metropolitan Museum Girl to station agent: Can I go the other direction from here? –W 103rd St Overheard by: Emily B. Blonde bimbo: Skydiving…is that the one done on water? –Jerome Avenue Line Woman, looking around crowded waiting area: I wonder how many people here are waiting for a train? –Waiting Area, Penn Station Overheard by: Not from New Jersey Woman in elevator, after bumping into Al Roker: Wasn't that Tom Brokaw? –Fisk Building

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6'6" construction worker with another, to Applebee's host: For two, somewhere really romantic. –Applebee's, 50th St Construction worker with Staten Island accent: Chick's like a fuckin' black widow, like, she gets you all swollen up and then just leaves you to fuckin' die. –47th & 6th Overheard by: need a tissue? Construction worker to friend: That guy's got a job at fuckin' fudge pack city! –33rd & 6th Overheard by: EthanK Black construction worker to girl on street: Giiiiiirl, you lookin' good. (to orthodox boys) See, it's that easy. –Near Edward R Murrow High School Construction worker on scaffolding, yelling to another: Look! It's a bird! No! It's a plane! No! It's my cock! –Driggs & N 12th, Greenpoint Overheard by: Rebecca

Not in the Face, Wednesday One-Liners

Girl on cell: You keep talking over me–it makes me want to punch you in the uterus. –Ray's Pizza, 52 & 8th Overheard by: Jarett Guy to friend: You keep referring to me as "that guy" and we'll see how long you stay conscious. –33rd & 7th Nervous man seated against the wall: I don't like this seat. I don't like sitting here. I like to sit on the aisle. What if there's a fight? I don't want to be trapped in a place with a fight. –Off-Broadway Theatre Overheard by: Hannah Ghetto chick: Can't you get somebody else to fuck him up? Why you gotta do it? –W Train Overheard by: sara n. Man: He was trying to turn his alcoholism into a positive thing instead of attacking the guy who raped his sister. –The Strand Bookstore Overheard by: Slightly confused, yet intrigued… Girl on cell: Remember that time you got into a fight with an inch worm? –Chambers St Overheard by: Shooty