Queer black guy to white fag hag: My skin used to be much lighter, but then I joined the marching band.
Overheard by: Ashley
Loud woman: So, this guy kept trying to borrow the guitar, and I thought, Who is this guy? He was so strung out he could only play one chord, but Zach was like, ‘Hey, you’ve heard of the Rolling Stones?’ And I said yes, and he said, ‘Well, that was one of the Rolling Stones.’ It was Keith Richards!
–Hungarian Pastry Shop, 111th & Amsterdam
Overheard by: embly
Suit: Think of it as intercourse, not playing the guitar.
–45th & 8th
Overheard by: chica_boom
Girl, about musical she just saw: This will sound really weird, but different instruments made me have to pee more. I was like, ‘Damn you, saxophone!’
Crazy ‘Nam vet to pack of musician passersby: Musical instruments are the tools of professional rapists!
Overheard by: bort