Guy #1: It started getting weird when the monkey was playing bongos.
Guy #2: You’re over-thinking it.
Guy #1: You try not thinking about a monkey playing bongos!
Guy #2: Don’t yell.
–B train
Overheard by: innocent bystander
Archive for the ‘Instruments’ Category
My Sarcasmeter Just Exploded
Queer #1: I can’t believe he wouldn’t go out with me.
Queer #2: Well, he didn’t think you could play the bongos. And he was right.
Queer #1: I know, but it’s not like I can’t learn.
Queer #2: Oh God, you’re giving me a boner.
–Greenwich & West 12th
Apparently “Africanized” Means “Using Cyrillic”
Flutetard: Does anyone have any requests?
Teen boy: You know Attack of the Bumblebees?
Flutetard: Uh? Attack of the Bumblebees? Yes. No. You mean Flight of the Bumblebee?
Teen boy: Yeah.
Flutetard: No, I need the sheet music. It’s Russian.
–outside Delacorte Theater, Central Park
Overheard by: Damian Kelly