Hipster girl: You really need to hear his podcast about how technology is raping our souls.
–Bleecker & Broadway
Overheard by: Jekke
Hipster on cell: So I just got my new iPod… Yeah, it’s awesome! All I need now is a job, and I’m totally set!
–Stillwater, E 4th & 2nd
Overheard by: Pedro Van
Dude: I think my iPod’s gay.
–23rd St F stop
Overheard by: Eliot
Chemistry teacher: I am not liking annoying sound. Today on subway there was man with pants, like, here [motions to mid-thigh] and loud, how you call?… iPod! I am thinking, ‘He is going to lose his pants!’ And he stand on crowded train and sing with iPod. He give us concert, and am I thinking, ‘Why he not dead yet?’
–Fordham University, Lincoln Center
Little boy, about man blaring music from cell: Geez, just get an iPod, dude!
–Crowded A train
Overheard by: Neal Mortimer