College-aged girl, to her friends: We have to make out tonight. And we have to get it on camera.
Overheard by: damnitanyway
Yuppie girl: I felt so uncomfortable so, like, I had to get wasted.
–9th St, Park Slope
Overheard by: Corbin
18-year-old Asian girl: My parents just don’t know me anymore, you know? I’ve changed my last year in New York, you know? Like, I’ve had sex with a lot of people.
–Food Emporium, 50th & 8th
Girl in red leather pants, on cell: Yeah, but you have to bring a leather outfit, otherwise you won’t get any clients. Everyone there is a biker or otherwise they are latex fetishists.
–89th & Broadway
Overheard by: ejuliast
Girl: I used to have two vibrators, but I broke ‘em both.
Trendy girl on cell: Yeah, so Long Islanders will be there. You know what that means: debauchery…and danger!
–41st & Lex
Girl: He had the nerve to tell me that I had no life. I was like, “I do too have a life! I am drinking constantly!”
–Petite Abeille, Tribeca