Archive for the ‘Koreans’ Category

Boy Have a Penis; Girls Have Wednesday One-liners

Chick: I swear to god, I don’t know how nothing has happened to me yet, either I am infertile or the cure for herpes is in my vagina. –6 train Overheard by: brynn Man on cell: Hey, baby. It’s sure hot out today…you better get out those hot pants…I mean hot shorts…your pussy must be burning up. –56th & Broadway Businesswoman on cell: Aw, man. If only she were a hermaphrodite! Damn! –7th & Perry Korean dude: Are you suggesting that you have a super dope vagina? –Camel, W. 33rd Street Overheard by: Dave Min Man: We’re going to have a tampon fondue! –Duane Reade, Bay Ridge Overheard by: molina1230

At Least We Know the Korean Guy Doesn’t Hate Chinese People

2 Black teens sit at a table together, comparing the shopping they’ve just done. One gets up to ask for a cigarette from a middle-aged Asian dude sitting nearby. The Asian dude ignores the teen. Black teen #1: Man, I hate Chinese people.
Black teen #2: Yo son, watch what you’re saying. Look around you.
Black teen #1: I don’t give a shit, man! I fucking hate
Chinese people.
Black teen #2: Besides, I’m pretty sure they’re Korean. –Greenstreets, 32nd & Broadway Overheard by: enkie