Man on phone: I’m not saying it’s your fault. I am saying you’re a liar, but I’m not saying it’s your fault!
–10th & Broadway
Raving man with large headphones: The myth that once you have high blood pressure you have it for life is a lie! It’s a lie from the pit of hell!
Girl on phone: Oh, no! That’s awful! I’m running! [Keeps walking slowly.]
–12th & 3rd
Lady suit on cell: Yeah, I’m at home. I’m not even dressed yet.
–Kinko’s, Court St, Brooklyn
Girl on cell: Mommy! My fake works! My fake ID!
–19th & 6th
Overheard by: A. Pincus
Lady on cell: No, Jack, we had six lovely kids… Just because we’re getting a divorce doesn’t mean our marriage was a complete waste of time. Anyway, yeah, I have to board my plane now… Bye [plays games on phone for 10 minutes].
Chick on cell walking down street: I’m already inside, dickhead!
–Mott St, Chinatown