Archive for the ‘Little Italy’ Category

Wednesday One-Liners: Great for Bachelor Parties!

16-year-old girl on cell: So like, for Halloween my mom told me about this strip club we could go to… –110th & Central Park West Overheard by: sophie Balis-Harris Drunk stumbling Yankee meathead to fellow meatheads: Yo! Let's get some fucking strippers! I don't give a fuck about my girlfriend! (pauses and looks around) If I drop any more beer on this woman… (spills half his cup on her back) Ah, fuck. –Yankee Stadium Overheard by: seat 12 section 23 20-something woman on cell: What, you had sex with that stripper?! –Union Square Overheard by: Liz Drunk suit: Yeah…we did it up fo' my son's 18th birfday. He be graduatin and all this year, so we sprung fo' a stripper. –Q67 Bus Overheard by: Kate Teen screaming into cell: Stripper. (pause) No, stripper! –Little Italy

Wednesday One-Liners Take the SocioPATH Train

Suit on cell: It's not that I don't like people, I just think that they're expendable. –Union Square Cafe 20-something to visiting family: We are about to go up a bunch of stairs. If you complain, you will be pushed back down them. –Mulberry & Canal Laughing suit to others: So, yeah, I just stepped over the body. –42nd St & 5th Ave Mother to small crying child: Honey, I did listen to you, but I can't make myself care. –V Train Overheard by: Hunter

Wednesday One-Liners: Glug Glug Glug, Ahh!

NYU student to another: I haven't been drinking as much since I turned 21. –Duane Reade Overheard by: Rogelio College girl to friend: I wasn't drunk, I was just cheerful. –Canal St & Mott St 20-something girl on cell: He was drunk and fucking his demon ex-girlfriend. –181 & Ft. Washington Guy in dirty army clothes to another: I was still drunk, thank god Dunkin' Donuts was open. –D Train Middle aged guy on cell: That's what happens when you drink, motherfucker! You can't remember shit! –Brooklyn Overheard by: Aron