16-year-old girl on cell: So like, for Halloween my mom told me about this strip club we could go to… –110th & Central Park West Overheard by: sophie Balis-Harris Drunk stumbling Yankee meathead to fellow meatheads: Yo! Let's get some fucking strippers! I don't give a fuck about my girlfriend! (pauses and looks around) If I drop any more beer on this woman… (spills half his cup on her back) Ah, fuck. –Yankee Stadium Overheard by: seat 12 section 23 20-something woman on cell: What, you had sex with that stripper?! –Union Square Overheard by: Liz Drunk suit: Yeah…we did it up fo' my son's 18th birfday. He be graduatin and all this year, so we sprung fo' a stripper. –Q67 Bus Overheard by: Kate Teen screaming into cell: Stripper. (pause) No, stripper! –Little Italy
Suit on cell: It's not that I don't like people, I just think that they're expendable. –Union Square Cafe 20-something to visiting family: We are about to go up a bunch of stairs. If you complain, you will be pushed back down them. –Mulberry & Canal Laughing suit to others: So, yeah, I just stepped over the body. –42nd St & 5th Ave Mother to small crying child: Honey, I did listen to you, but I can't make myself care. –V Train Overheard by: Hunter
Guy: Hottest piece of ass I’ve ever seen.
Girl: She is beautiful, huh?
Girl: So you think they’re real?
Guy: I dunno.
Girl: I think they’re natural. –Houston & Lafayette
NYU student to another: I haven't been drinking as much since I turned 21. –Duane Reade Overheard by: Rogelio College girl to friend: I wasn't drunk, I was just cheerful. –Canal St & Mott St 20-something girl on cell: He was drunk and fucking his demon ex-girlfriend. –181 & Ft. Washington Guy in dirty army clothes to another: I was still drunk, thank god Dunkin' Donuts was open. –D Train Middle aged guy on cell: That's what happens when you drink, motherfucker! You can't remember shit! –Brooklyn Overheard by: Aron
Teenage girl: You know you're from New York when you've never been to the Empire State Building.
Mother, after pause: Oh, yeah… –Mulberry St Overheard by: Lindsey
Drunk brunette #1 to cop: We're what you call us… Badge bangers!
Drunk brunette #2: Yeah! –Canal & Centre Overheard by: Tits McGhee
Hipster girl: I didn't know you smoked.
Hipster guy: Yeah. I know it's bad for me, but I really don't want to be old. –Broadway & Broome
Little kid to passerby: Poop! Bye bye, poopie!
Obnoxious girl, stopping in middle of street and glaring at kid: Did she just call me a poop? What the hell!
Girl's friend: “Poopie,” not poop. –Little Italy
Girl #1: So how's your break going?
Girl #2: Oh, you know, I've been stumbling upon a lot. –Mulberry St
Woman, looking at car which just hit hers: That's Why! They're from Pennsylvania! –Little Italy Overheard by: Lena