Archive for the ‘Man’s Best Friend’ Category

Wednesday One-Liners Have Their Ups and “Downs”

Dog owner to another: Dogs are funny. They're like little retarded kids. –Tompkins Square Park Dog Run Guy on cell: She went from Debbie downer to Debbie Down Syndrome. –62nd St & 2nd Ave Overheard by: Timo Lipping Dad: I thought she would like Carolina, so we took her to see four schools there. I asked her if she liked them and she said, "I liked the schools… But everyone there seemed slightly retarded." –W 54th St & 8th Ave Overheard by: Johnny V. Southern woman who just ran NYC marathon to Southern friend: Well, we can't have a baby now because it would be retarded… because I'm 35, you know? –Becco Restaurant, Theater District Overheard by: mersayseh

Wednesday One-liners, American Idols

Tourist: Oh my god! That’s Maggie Gyllenhaal. She’s like, actually walking down the street! –Magnolia Bakery Overheard by: Jessica Blackshear JAP: Do not mention that freaking African queen and her recycled husband! –The Prime Grill, 49th Street Twentysomething woman on cell: I’m gonna be late because I had to walk Drew Barrymore’s dog. –in front of American Apparel, 7th Ave