Chick: You have the responsibility of perming your own dog.
–Ellis Island Ferry
Dude: … So the guy says, ‘They always think they want their dog stuffed, but they really don’t,’ and that’s why he makes you pay in advance.
Overheard by: LP
JAP: I think when I get back I want to get a dog… And then maybe one of my parents could be my intern. — like, take care of the dog and stuff. I don’t understand why that is such a ridiculous suggestion. I mean, it’s not like they’re doing anything of interest.
–6 train, 42nd St
Overheard by: Adrienne
Little girl chasing pigeon: Bye-bye, doggie!
–DeSalvio Park playground, Spring & Mulberry
Overheard by: jharris
Cashier to customer: Have a good night and enjoy your… dog food.
–Animal Crackers, E 2nd St
Overheard by: Sara
Little girl to father: Daddy, can we eat the dog food?
–Whole Foods, Columbus Circle
Overheard by: Yum yum gimme some