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Wednesday One-Liners Just Need to Walk It Off

Large bald man on Bluetooth: He got a fuckin' boo boo, that's all! –Gramercy Suit on cell: So, I haven't been electrocuted…yet. –L Train Elderly woman: I regret that she broke her arm. I do not regret pushing her down the stairs. –E Train Overheard by: Pat Little boy: I hope the boo-boo goes away soon! My staple won't hold that long! –23rd & Park Ave Overheard by: Say what? Guy on train to friend: Hey, would you still date a girl if she was in an industrial accident and had to wear a Darth Vader suit forever? –6 Train

Then What's the War on Polyester?

Tattooed man holding copy of Peaceful Warrior: What about this? I think I'd like this.
Girlfriend: Why?
Tattooed man: It's about a big war or something.
Girlfriend (reading back of DVD): No, no. It's about a warrior.
Tattooed man: Yeah, so there has to be a war if there's a warrior.
Girlfriend: I don't think it's about a real war, it says something here about gymnastics.
Tattooed man: Gymnastics? That's like a faggot war or something. –Hollywood Video, Staten Island