Archive for the ‘Music’ Category

I have that record

Hipster: Hey, that’s my favorite song! It’s by Philip Glass! –, after employee stopped a CD playing in the background that had skipped and repeated the same sound for a few minutes.

Something Bloody Something

Businessman: There was a flatbed truck on 5th Ave. There were all these musicians in it with their guitars, and everyone was chanting Bone-o!.
Woman: That’s U2.
Businessman: Oh, OK. I wanted to say, “Which one’s Bone-o?”
Woman: Which one’s Bozo, you should have said.
Businessman: The little guy; is he Spanish?
Woman: No.
Businessman: He said, “Buenos dias.” I wanted to know if that was him. –Burger Heaven, 49th St.