Archive for the ‘Myspace’ Category

Outlaw Wednesday One-Liners

Thug to tourist taking picture: Yeah, bitch, I’m in your picture! I’m in your picture! Put it on MySpace, bitch! –W 34th & 7th Overheard by: nisey79 Thug to friend: Nigga, it’s hard to explain… It looked… like a decorated cosine curve! –110th & Lenox Overheard by: Curly Ku Thugette to thug boyfriend: This ain’t Valentine’s Day. You slap me I’ll slap you back! –Bronx-bound D train Overheard by: Krissss Thug to his baby, after carrying her stroller down the subway steps: Woo-hah, I got you all in check. –6 train station, 59th St Overheard by: Jackie Thug: Shit. Jimmy Hoffa’s lucky he don’t gotta pay taxes. –Brooklyn-bound F train Overheard by: In debt on the F train Thug: That thang was so big you could put a whole paragraph on it! –6 train

And Now Don’t We Wish They Hadn’t?

Teen #1: It’s one word!
Teen #2: No it ain’t, it’s two!
Teen #1: No, it’s one word!
Teen #2: Two!
Teen #1: One!
Teen #2: ‘MySpace’ is two words!
Teen #1: No it ain’t — it’s ‘MySpace’ — it’s a compount word. They made it up! –Jamaica-bound E train Overheard by: JHA

Wireless Wednesday One-Liners

Aspiring hipster: All I need now is a tattoo and a MySpace and I’ll be set! –Oustide Around the Clock, 9th St & 3rd Ave Overheard by: Molly Blonde girl: Does anyone know if the subway has wireless connection? –1 train Girl on cell: Well, would you fix my computer for free? … What is it with guys who fix my computer wanting to be paid in sexual favors? You’re like the fourth guy to say that to me this year. –Penn Station Overheard by: Vicksburg Lady on cell: Well, have you asked him to close his MySpace account? Well, if he really loved you, he would close it! –28th St, between Madison & Park Overheard by: mommamoose Teen chick on cell: Yeah, it’s funny… Google it. Wait, do you guys even have Google in Florida? –54th & Park Overheard by: floridian passerby Teen chick: Oh my god! I am so putting that on the internet! –Times Square

Wednesday One-Liners Are Friends With Tom

Geeky boy: I think I’m having trouble meeting people online because my MySpace page is so intimidating.
Goth girls: [Silence.] –Eileen’s Cheesecake Girl: Hey, why didn’t you Friendster me on MySpace yet? –46th & 6th Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster Girl departing with friend: MySpace-message me when you get your new phone! But I’m sure I’ll see you before then. –Hunter College Overheard by: acep Nerd: So I broke up with her by changing my MySpace status from ‘In a relationship’ to ‘Single.’ –Starbucks, Astor Place Overheard by: Adrienne Ghetto boy: Where the fuck has he been? Fuck. I’m going to hunt that nigger down on MySpace. –Wendy’s, 23rd St Guido in car full of guidos, taking girl’s picture with cell: Hey, girl! Didn’t I see you on MySpace last night? –Hughes Ave & Fordham Rd Overheard by: Greg Skinny girl on cell: What? I’m sorry! Listen, you asked! That’s what happens when you bend over and you aren’t wearing underwear: your pussy definitely ends up on MySpace. –65th & Lex

Too Many Viewings Of ‘Ringu’

8-year-old-kid #1: Hey, do you guys have a page on MySpace?
8-year-old-kid #2: Naw, I’ve never been to MySpace.
8-year-old-kid #3: Yeah, that’s how kids die! They go to MySpace and they die! –Riverside Park Overheard by: Emily Jean

Remember That Hipster who Referred to MySpace as ‘Friendster but for Artists’?

Hispanic teen #1: Oh my God girl! You’re such a fucking bitch!
Hispanic teen #2: Pshaa… Nigga please, I got like 300 friends on MySpace and you only got like 100, bitch.
Hispanic teen #1: At least I didn’t sleep with all my 300 friends.
Hispanic teen #2: You are so off my top 14.
Hispanic teen #1: You aren’t even on mine, so I dont give a shit.
Hispanic teen #2: Bitch –Union Square Overheard by: Bryan