Teen girl: I asked George what his cousin looked like. He said, “He looks like me but with hazel eyes.” How the hell am I supposed to know what he looks like? I don’t know no one with hazel eyes. –Lincoln Center
Woman, seconds after stadium chanted each Yankee name: Who's that playing third base?
Man: What? Were you not paying attention during roll call?
Old lady: Oh! That’s a cute dog, what’s his name?
Old lady: Oh really? It’s not Rover? Most people name their dogs Rover. –Foodtown, Sunnyside Overheard by: Nate B
Waitress: Would you like soup or salad with that?
Loud queer: I’ll have the salad, if it’s clean.
Loud queer: Who’s making the salad?
Loud queer: Oh, if Jonathan’s making it, then it’s clean. I’ll have the salad.
–Mudd, 9th Ave, between 1st & 2nd St
New York girl: So that's our neighborhood Babies “R” Us.
Out-of-town girl: Mmm. Sounds delicious.
–Union Square East
Overheard by: I wonder what sauce she uses…
Little girl: How do you spell your name?
Little girl: Shark?
Guy #1: Oh man, Alexa is so hot. Sucks that she has a boyfriend.
Guy #2: Dude, how many times do I have to tell you? Just because there is a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score. –42nd & 8th
Guy: They’re George Strait jeans.
Girl: I love George Strait. He’s a hottie.
Guy: He only gives his name to the best.
Girl: Didn’t he give his name to that tractor place?
Guy: It must have been the best tractor. –NYU Law commons area, W. 3rd St. Overheard by: Micah Prude
HS Kid: One of my best friends is named Caesar actually…ha ha, actually he hates salad. –L Train Overheard by: Greg Rutter
Guy: I said, “I hate to break it to you, but I’m straight.” And she said, “If you like girls, don’t introduce yourself as Jeremy. It’s a nice name.” And I said, “I’m not interested in girls like that. I like the superfreaks.” –Belly, LES