Ghetto chick: What the fuck is with all the cops at this station?
Punk chick: I don’t know.
Ghetto chick: I mean I’m fuckin’ one and all but damn, I still don’t like them.
–6 train
Overheard by: tasha
Archive for the ‘National Security’ Category
Remember That Whole Strike Thing?
Guy: God damn it! Where were you? I waited an hour for you to show up! Were you on a coffee break or what?
Bus driver: Sir, that’s not possible, the lead bus was only ten minutes ahead of me. I watched him pull out of the depot.
Guy: Screw you! You guys are the real terrorists! You’re what Homeland Security is trying to protect us against!
–Staten Island Ferry Terminal, Staten Island
Wednesday One-liners, I’m Your Father
Father: Oh, you mean hummus. Hamas is a terrorist organization. –14th & 6th Overheard by: Daniel Radosh Man on stoop on cell: Son, it sounds like you got yourself an STD. –Windsor Terrace Overheard by: LaurenG Dad: Now don’t go getting lost again. It cost me a lot of money to get you back last time. –Bronx Zoo Father: It was because of nuclear proliferation. All the dinosaurs shot nukes at each other. –Museum of Natural History Overheard by: JB Man: The last time a bird pooped on me I met your mother. –Central Park Zoo
We Tried That, and It Didn’t Work Out So Hot
Yuppie: If we just let them kill the Jews we wouldn’t have this problem. Then we could buy oil for $6 a barrel. –A train
Readers: Answer This Mindboggling Question
JAP: Didn’t it fall down back in the early nineties too? –Ground Zero
Readers: Give the Hippie a Clever Retort
Hippie: They gave Israel a nuclear submarine.
Companion: So they can fish?
–5th Ave. & 21st St.
Overheard by: MK and AT