Archive for the ‘New School’ Category

What You Never Knew about Laura Bush

Girl #1: Yeah, it went alright. Except at one point I had this minor hallucinogenic flashback, and I just started staring at the floor while she was talking to me.
Girl #2: Haha. That’s awkward.
Girl #1: Yeah… So, basically, it’s really easy to get a job at a library.

–New School

Wednesday One-liners Read 1 Corinthians

Queer on cell: So I saw this store that was going out of business…Yeah, so I got a faith and three hopes…Or was it two faiths and three hopes?…Ha, yeah, there wasn’t any love or anything. I bet I could sell a faith to Madonna for a hundred million dollars. Like, “Here you go, this is the most religious thing ever. More than you….bitch.”…Ha, ha, yeah. “It has holy waters from all over the world. The Pope came on it.” –New School, West 13th Street Overheard by: jimster