Boy: Can you close the window?
Substitute teacher, jumping onto the windowsill: Sure.
(class stares in disbelief)
Substitute teacher: What, haven't you ever had a ninja for a teacher before?
–Stuyvesant High School
Overheard by: Not Really…
Archive for the ‘Ninjas’ Category
Her Power Will Be Exceeded Only by Her Celibacy
Guy: So, are you becoming a nun or a ninja?
Girl: I’m becoming a nun… ja.
–Chinatown
Overheard by: Carene
The Red Ones Swung Ohio for Bush
Dude #1: So, like I was saying, there are red ninjas, blue ninjas, green ninjas, and obviously black ninjas.
Dude #2: Who the hell would want to be a green ninja?
Dude #1: Maybe if you were in the jungle.
Dude #2: Genius!
–Penn Station
Overheard by: Derelyn
It’s Not Exactly Rocket Science
Man: Yeah, I was a rocket scientist, but I gave it all up three months ago and became a photographer.
Waiter: I became a ninja.
–Ninja New York, Hudson Street
Overheard by: Chris Thompson