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Clearly the Googleionaires Have Never Walked the NYC Streets

Date: Tue, 2 Aug 2005 11:51:21 -0700
From: Google AdSense
To: [email protected]
Subject: Google AdSense Account Status
Cc: Google AdSense Hello Steven, Thank you for your interest in Google AdSense. After reviewing your application, our program specialists have found that it does not comply with our policies. Therefore, we’re unable to accept you into Google AdSense at this time. We did not approve your application for the reasons listed below. If you are able to resolve these issues, please feel free to reply to this email for reconsideration when you have made the changes. Issues: – Inappropriate language ——————— Further detail: Inappropriate language: We’ve found that your website contains content that isn’t in compliance with our program policies. We don’t allow websites with excessive profanity or potentially offensive content to participate in Google AdSense. Please review our policies(https://www.google.com/adsense/policies?hl=en_US) for a complete list of site content not allowed on web pages. [Surely they don’t mean “nigga”? –Ed.]

Wednesday One-liners Join the Jet Set

Southern woman on cell: I could not feel worse than I do right now…You will…Oh my god, they are gonna have to land that airplane so you can vomit. –66th between CPW and Columbus Overheard by: Charlie Dirtbag: Man, I have to get over to Europe. I gotta sell a fucking kidney. –St. Mark’s Place Man on cell: Yeah baby, yeah, I’m still in London. Yeah, I’ll be back on Wednesday, baby. –West 4th & Jane Conductor: You’re now entering the country of Brooklyn. Please have your passports ready… –F train Overheard by: Paul Eng

Our Editor Still Loves His Neighborhood

A Russian man was blocking the way out of the store. American woman: Excuse me.
Russian man: I’m picking my lemons.
American woman: Whadya want us all to do, play leapfrog over you? Move it please.
Russian man: You’re stupid.
American woman: Stupid? I got one word for you. Chernobyl! How’s that for stupid? Bet you were working there, you fucking asshole. Now move it, you fuckin’ retard! –Bensonhurst Overheard by: Deborah Olin