Guy: Imagine living in the Midwest where there is no happiness. –Metro-North train
Girl #1: You talk like you’re from an entirely other universe.
Girl #2: I am. It’s called Los Angeles! –1st Avenue & 6th Street Overheard by: miss dubin
Actor guy #1: Are you from the South?
Actor guy #2: The South of this country? –Lehman College Overheard by: BriGuy Ferrari
Girl #1: Is that lady wearing tights, or is she just really pale?
Girl #2: Well, this is just a guess, but most men don’t wear tights. –Roosevelt Island tram Overheard by: Julia Kite
Tourist girl #1: It’s like the Space Needle, only with wire.
Tourist girl #2: And red. –Coney Island Overheard by: Lindsey Moore
Doctor lady: Did you hear that Dr. Khan just had a baby?
Doctor guy: Oh, was she pregnant? –Burger King, Jamaica Overheard by: Ed Selter Woman: She didn’t even know she was pregnant until she was giving birth… –Columbia University Medical Center
Southern woman on cell: I could not feel worse than I do right now…You will…Oh my god, they are gonna have to land that airplane so you can vomit. –66th between CPW and Columbus Overheard by: Charlie Dirtbag: Man, I have to get over to Europe. I gotta sell a fucking kidney. –St. Mark’s Place Man on cell: Yeah baby, yeah, I’m still in London. Yeah, I’ll be back on Wednesday, baby. –West 4th & Jane Conductor: You’re now entering the country of Brooklyn. Please have your passports ready… –F train Overheard by: Paul Eng
A Russian man was blocking the way out of the store.
American woman: Excuse me.
Russian man: I’m picking my lemons.
American woman: Whadya want us all to do, play leapfrog over you? Move it please.
Russian man: You’re stupid.
American woman: Stupid? I got one word for you. Chernobyl! How’s that for stupid? Bet you were working there, you fucking asshole. Now move it, you fuckin’ retard! –Bensonhurst Overheard by: Deborah Olin