Archive for the ‘Nurses’ Category

Could You Stop Demonstrating on Me?

Nursing student: Can anyone on this bus tell me why my teacher stuck his bare ungloved finger up this guy's rectum?!
(a couple of seconds later)
Nursing student
: I saw some lady's uterus fall out of her vagina today, while giving birth.

Nurse also on bus: You are being really inappropriate today.

–Port Authority

Overheard by: Audrey

I Smell Romantic Comedy Gold!

Nurse #1: Fuck, I hate Mr. Williams. That fucker won’t shut the hell up. Every time he’s here he wants me to be his nurse.
Nurse #2, laughing: Mr. Williams likes you.
Nurse #3: I don’t know why you’re laughing, Mary. At least she doesn’t have an 80-year-old dyke putting the moves on her.

–South Ward, Albert Einstein Hospital