Nurse: I once had a patient die on me. That shit stressed me out! –E 16th St Overheard by: wendy chin
White woman: Hi, are you Jermaine?
White male nurse: Do I look like a Jermaine to you? –ER, Columbia Presbyterian Overheard by: Ann Headline by: Jared Rizzi Runners-Up:
· “He’s Already Calling Himself Jasmine Before the Sex-Change Has Even Started.” – johnny-G
· “I’m Michael, Dammit!” – davey j.
· “My Name Tag Clearly Reads “Michael Jackson: Pediatrics”” – Matt T.
· “No, But How Many Male Nurses Are on Staff Here?” – Mike Duh Medic
· “You Look More Like an Asshole, but I Thought I’d Give You the Benefit Of the Doubt” – I never win
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NYU chick: What are these stupid, weird underpants you put on me?
West Indian nurse lady: They’re called diapers. You lost control of yourself when you passed out. –Beth Israel Emergency Room, 1st Avenue