Suit on cell: Never make any decisions after drinking two pitchers of beer. After the first one, I was like "okay, this is what I'm doing." But after the second one, I ended up as director of the D.C. United Way. At first, I wasn't too worried, because I figured they'd give me a drug test, and I knew I wouldn't pass.
Hopeful-looking guy to concerned-looking guy: Basically, you're not ready to be an alcoholic, so you should stay away from alcohol.
Girl to guy friend: She's a great drunk. She's probably one of the best people to hang out with when she's drunk.
Overheard by: T
Hawker: It's happy hour! Come on up, and I'll watch your kids while you get drunk.
Girl, during lunch: I'm not drunk anymore!
–W 4th & University Place