Customer: Do you have a recording of Astrud Gilberto singing, “The Girl from Emphysema?” –Times Square
Guy: Has anyone ever accidentally dated you and your sister at the same time? –Diner, 22nd and 9th Overheard by: Greg Rutter
Chubby Chick: Dude, I missed your set because I was hungry! –Opaline, Ave. A
Hobo: Damn, that nigga be happier than a faggot in a bag of dick. –125th & Lexington
Hipster: Jesus! This place is worse than Austin seven years ago! –Bedford St. Station, Williamsburg Overheard by: K.
Garbageman: They all wanna fucking be like us. –LES Overheard by: Justin Sheckler
Suit: We’re really quite busy, actually. The lack of work hasn’t really affected the amount of work. –9th Ave. Overheard by: Brad Wilson
Chick: Yeah, deers aren’t that bad. You’re in trouble if you hit a cow, though. And even worse would be a moose, because if you don’t kill it it’s gonna kill you! –Williamsburg Overheard by: Danger!!!!
Girl: The party is out in Brooklyn? Are you kidding me? I swear you need a passport to get out there. –UES
Chick: Oh my God! I forgot I was in New York! –Astor Place