Biotech, indignantly: I didn’t have sex when I was 13! I waited ’til I was 14.
–Doma Cafe & Gallery, Perry St
Overheard by: Kate
Hairstylist, joking with customer in chair: Yeah, I mean, prepubescent and androgynous was so last season. [Thinks for a moment, then] Actually, it really was.
–Soho
Overheard by: Sooo not last year
Hot chick shouting across intersection to friend: … And stop sleeping with underage boys!
–55th & Madison
Young father to twin toddler sons: That pigeon might be a pedophile.
–Outside Museum of Natural History
Overheard by: kritta
Archive for the ‘Pedophilia’ Category
Don’t You Think You’ll Get Tired of Doggy Style?
Girl #1: So what do you see in him?
Girl #2: Well, he sorta reminds me of Brian, from Family Guy. Y’know, the dog?
Girl #1: You can NOT date somebody on that basis!
Girl #2: But he’s adorable… I am NOT a pedophile!
–Morningside Heights
After All, That’s How Daddy Got You
Dad: Katie! Katie! Where are you?
Little girl emerges.
Dad: What are you doing?! Never do that again. You know what happens when you walk away from Daddy? Some evil man comes and decides to take you and keep you forever.
–ABC Carpet, 19th & Broadway
Overheard by: hjane