Teen girl on cell: …you just gotta sit him down and say we’re both pregnant by him and we wanna know if we can get along! –Canal Street JHS boy: Let’s make like a fetus and head out. –Broadway & Washington Place Drunk girl: How could I be pregnant? I like women! –Times Square Thug on cell: Nigga, how you been? Shit, I had five kids since I last seen you! –Elizabeth & Prince Guy on cell: Do we have to wash you and shave you and put a diaper on you before tonight? –Penn Station Overheard by: djlindee
Girl: Yeah, so I thought my professor was just affected, but today
she admitted she’s Canadian. –116th & Broadway
Man in a thick British accent: There isn’t a town of Leeds in England. I’m from the CITY of Leeds. — Opening night party for an off-Broadway show in Link
White guy: So, do you have any plans for this evening?
Asian girl: Yeah, being angry!
White guy: Oh, that sounds good. –Houston & 1st Overheard by: Kristin
Matt Dillon: This theatre has awful feng shui. –Union Square Regal Cinemas
Chick: I can never understand how Native Americans stayed in such great shape, and still smoked as much as they did. –Fordham University Overheard by: m-co
Girl #1: …so, my professor started talking about The Diary of Anne Frank.
Girl #2: Oh, Anne Frank! I used to love her! I had the diary, the notebooks and the pencils and everything.
Girl #1: I think she means Lisa Frank. –27th & 7th
Queer #1: It is so difficult for me to explain… like, it really hurts to be treated that way, and sometimes I just need to stop and focus on the pain and learn why it bothers me so much.
Queer #2: Why don’t you talk to your therapist about it?
Queer #1: She won’t let me talk about that stuff.
Overheard by: Brina Guild
Waif #1: Do you have any of that low-carb gum?
Waif #2: That stuff is super fierce.
Waif #1: I know. –1 train
Girl #1: I like your pants.
Girl #2: Thanks.
Girl #1: You don’t happen to have any percocets in them? –Barnes and Noble ladies’ room, 48th & 5th