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Crazy-haired woman: There’s lots of elderly people around here.

Lady: Well, it’s life.

Crazy-haired woman: Yes, but specifically in the San Fernando Valley.

Lady: Mmm-hmmm.

Crazy-haired woman: Where are you from?

Lady: New York.

Crazy-haired woman: You must be Jewish or Italian — which?

Lady: I’m Jewish.

Crazy-haired woman: Oh, the best people and the best meat.

Lady: Excuse me?

Crazy-haired woman: The Jews — they’re the best people and the best meat.


–Pharmacy