Archive for the ‘Pop Culture’ Category

Is That Any Creepier Than a Store with a Hair Salon for Dolls?

Child with doll in tow: Mommy, I really want Mia.
Park avenue mom #1: Well, maybe. Wouldn’t it be cool if they just sold the heads?
Park Avenue mom #2, poking head out of stall: What?
Park Avenue mom #1: Like, if they just sold Julie’s head, or Addy’s head? –American Girl Store Bathroom Overheard by: Layla

Wednesday One-liners Sparkle and Shine

Hipster on cell: Okay. After my nap. Call me from the park once you are covered in glitter and I will come down. –14th & B Hipster chick: I’m totally boycotting the sun this summer. –L train Overheard by: Matt Ferrin Guy on cell: …and I just told him, “I don’t care what you say. As far as I’m concerned, I am the star of a Broadway musical.” –34th & 7th Overheard by: Bridget Unnel

Domo Arigato, Mr. Wednesday One-Liner

Nine-year-old boy: Sometimes I just think I am a robot. I mean, aren't I a robot? –E 17th & Broadway Overheard by: definitely human Tall guy: Yeah, you have to learn not to trust those shifty-eyed robots. –Union Square Hipster: And, like, he wasn't even gay… he was just not human. –88th & Park Comic book guy: No, not Optimus Prime. But yes, I have had sexual thoughts… about robots. –40th & 7th Cute chick: You don't need a sex robot to have sex with a robot. –Old Town Bar Overheard by: Lieut. Liplock