Archive for the ‘Preachers’ Category

Hell Hath No Fury Like Wednesday One-Liners

Crazy church lady into microphone: There are no drugs, sex, or rock n’ roll in hell. Repent and have your fill in heaven. –42nd & 6th Subway Station Overheard by: Tony Train "preacher" holding his bible: Adam was the first black man! And Eve was the first white woman! And Adam sinned and got them kicked out of the Garden of Eden. Then they had a whole lot of brown babies! But they set the stage for black men and white women. That’s why you have Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton running for President today! It’s in the bible! –2 Train Preacher: We’ve got a lot of tourists here today and we know why you came -you want to see a black gospel church. And that’s okay, that’s okay! That’s what we are. And you know, some of our members, they do it tough. Why, they come from such rough neighbourhoods as Connecticut and upstate New York … –Abyssinian Baptist Church, Harlem Bible thumper: You need a ticket to get on the heaven-bound train! And the ticket is Jesus Christ. –3 Train Street preacher: … And what is good for the goose is good for the gander! And what is a gander, anyway? –St Mark’s Place Overheard by: EthanK

The Management Will Address Your Concerns on February 30th

Preacher woman: They say, if you see something, say something — if you see a suspicious package, say something! Well, Hell is a suspicious package!
Commuter: Since it’s about a hundred and forty degrees down here, I’d say this was Hell. Who can I speak to about it? –2/3 station, Fulton St Overheard by: Karen Maria