Overheard In New York

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Actually That’s More of a Clinton Thing

Cabbie trapped in Bush’s traffic jam: Incredible, one man can make such fuck! –FDR Drive

Watch Out for Laura; She’s Killed a Man!

Two loudmouths point to pretend celebrities to get people out of their way. Loudmouth #1: Look! There goes Wesley Snipes!
Loudmouth #2: Look! There goes Eddie Murphy!
Loudmouth #1: Look! There goes George Bush!
Loudmouth #2: Where? I’ll beat his ass. –7th Ave & 34th St.

Does That Make Hillary the Vampira?

Man: Yeah, I know, I’m still getting over it too. I just can’t believe he won. I mean, Bush is the Ed Wood of politics. –88th b. Lex & 3rd Overheard by: Terence

NYC: Home of Free Political Commentary

Homeless preacher: Any man can be President, but only one man can be in the White House: the White Man. –53rd & 5th Ave Hobo: My pope, he’s a terrible pope. –52nd & Broadway

My Ass is Voting for the President

NYU Girl: I saw her on the subway. She was wearing pink Ugg boots, bright pink stockings, a short skirt and a ton of eyeliner, and then she turns around and I see that she’s got a Bush/Cheney sticker slapped across her ass!
NYU Guy: Well, that’s a moment when you want to ask her Who do you work for, and how much are they paying you to do this? –Broadway & East 9th Street

Those Wacky Republicans

Chick: He’s like an ultraconservative and he was watching Bush’s speech and yelling and saying “You guys don’t know what’s going on!”. It was crazy. –Washington Square Park

Kerry Who?

Woman (night of the New Hampshire primary): KERRY WON!!!!
Friend: What, American Idol? – Manhattan