Archive for the ‘Puerto Ricans’ Category

Wednesday One-Liners by Victoria

Puerto Rican girl to another: I never dated a white guy, ’cause they got bad taste in underwear. –Subway station, Times Square Overheard by: Mama Chick: … So I was dancing in the kitchen in my underwear and I looked out the window and the orthodox Yeshiva student guy that lives across the building from me was just staring open-mouthed. I’m never gonna open the curtains in the kitchen again. –181st St Overheard by: LSB Mother to toddler son: Now, honey, close your eyes. This isn’t for you. –Frederick’s of Hollywood, King’s Plaza Queer: I totally go out of my way to wear edible thongs to work. –Library Bar, Houston & Ave A Overheard by: Rachel W. Teen girl quickly descending staircase: I didn’t wear a bra again today. My boobs are bouncing down these stairs! –Notre Dame Academy, Staten Island Suit on cell: Well, I mean, I have thongs… But I really don’t consider those underwear… –W 4th St & 6th Ave Overheard by: Laura

He Also Eats More Than They Do

PR girl #1: I love your outfit today!
PR girl #2: You know, I was walking down the street, and this homeless man in a box told me that “Purple is the color of royalty.”
PR girl #1: Don’t joke about that. I could be joining him, if my apartment doesn’t come through.
PR girl #2: At least he lives in Manhattan. –Office, 53rd & Broadway Overheard by: Roger Resnicoff

When We Just Tag Her as “Girl”, Hobos Get Confused

A hobo picked out two girls on line and started insulting them. When the police came to get him he started again. Hobo: See this is what the White Man does! They’ve gotta protect these little Jewish girls from Long Island, don’t give a shit about proud Black men like me.
Girl: I’m Puerto Rican and from Brooklyn. He attempts to high five her as the cops escort him away. Hobo: Right on, sister! –19th & Broadway