Hobo: Come on out, Democrats. Admit it. You fucked up. Admit it. You voted for John Kerry. You fucking Democrats. You voted for someone who likes to dress up like a pixie.
Dude: I wonder what the address is on his voter registration card.
–18th & Irving
Archive for the ‘Republicans’ Category
Wednesday One-liners for the Red States
Lady: I come here every weekend. It’s my church. –Manhattan Mall women’s bathroom Overheard by: Dolly Lowenstein Guy: She became a Republican to spite our father. –Whole Foods, Columbus Circle Woman: I really hate Bush. I can’t stand him. The world would be such a better place if he just died…But then there’s Cheney… –6 train Drunk guy: You wait right here, I’m going home to get my gun, I’ll be right back! –23rd between 8th & 9th Guy: This is the guy I got arrested with in San Antonio for pissing on the Alamo. –LES party Overheard by: Caz
The Republican Convention Delegates: Where Are They Now?
A hobo is sitting on a bench next to a woman.
Hobo: Don’t touch my butt, lady. I’m a virgin.
Woman: Oh, please.
Hobo: Get over it.
–Central Park
Wednesday One-liners
Hobo: …but don’t worry; us Republicans know what you’re up to! –Sullivan & W. 3rd Woman on cell: Uh huh…yeah…right…uh huh…uh huh…the one you thought was underwear…uh huh…right… –Lincoln Center Girl on cell: I am so not dressed for a strip club! –Times Square