Man on cell: Yeah, I’m here at the store, but I forgot what you told me to get… What do you mean, ‘Who is this?’ How many guys have you sent to the store in the last five minutes? Oh… This is Jeff.
–Duane Reade, 89th & Columbus
Overheard by: Veronica at http://everythingisused.blogspot.com/
Dude: I don’t think I’ll do too well on The Price Is Right. I’m too used to Manhattan. I’d say 35 dollars for a box of Bounce. Then I’d be like, ‘Holy shit, five bucks? Goddamn, Bob, where the fuck do you shop?!’
Overheard by: Dave
British tourist to another: A store just for containers?
–58th & Lex
Overheard by: sofs
Bimbette: It was a real Japanese store. The Japanese person behind the counter was Japanese.
Filthy rich high school girl: You know, I was thinking — like, we go shopping all the time, but like, we buy clothes we never wear…
–79th & Madison
NYU girl: Jenny*, that is so not J. Crew-appropriate behavior!
–W 8th & Broadway