Woman on cell: Hold on, I have to juggle, I’m pushing a stroller, walking the dog and holding a big bag of poop. –189th & Broadway
Chick on cell: I need you to give me a ride home when I get off the bus. My grandma has been standing in front of my house for over one hour…I bet you anything she needs money again. –Port Authority Overheard by: Julio
Construction guy: Well, she didn’t sound Chinese over the phone. –Fulton & William
Cashier chick #1: Girl, I had a dream last night that I was pregnant!
Cashier chick #2: Damn girl, don’t you know that mean someone is gonna die?
Cashier chick #1: Oh no. I don’t want no one in my family to die. Except my grandma. –C-Town, Astoria Overheard by: Cap’n Ron
Little girl #1: That’s a pooty.
Little girl #2: My mom has one with gray hair. –The Gap, 86th & Broadway Overheard by: DJ Cayenne
Suit on cell: It’s sex: somebody’s always taking advantage of someone else…Oh shit, this girl just gave me a look. That’s gonna be on Overheard tomorrow, I just know it. –45th & Lexington Overheard by: No, not her
Teen boy: Yo, I got the munchies, B…Yo, what happened to the guys with candy and shit? Shit was mad convenient. –1 train Overheard by: I. J. Meyers
Mother: Hmm…remind me to make a stop at The Home Depot on the way home. Your father said he needed a stripper to remove some paint. –59th & Lexington
Girl: If anybody is gonna bring back the cape it will probably be a
lesbian. –Borders, Time Warner Center
Woman: So what book does she want?
Chick: She says Julius Caesar.
Woman: What’s that?
Chick: Is that the title or the name of the author? Call her and ask her. I can’t find it. –Target, 225th Street