Construction guy: Well, she didn’t sound Chinese over the phone. –Fulton & William
Guy: I don’t get it. C-Town has more of a selection!
Girl: …I don’t know why you have to ruin this experience for me. –Trader Joe’s, East 14th Street Overheard by: ToneLoca
Cashier chick #1: Girl, I had a dream last night that I was pregnant!
Cashier chick #2: Damn girl, don’t you know that mean someone is gonna die?
Cashier chick #1: Oh no. I don’t want no one in my family to die. Except my grandma. –C-Town, Astoria Overheard by: Cap’n Ron
Little girl #1: That’s a pooty.
Little girl #2: My mom has one with gray hair. –The Gap, 86th & Broadway Overheard by: DJ Cayenne
Suit on cell: It’s sex: somebody’s always taking advantage of someone else…Oh shit, this girl just gave me a look. That’s gonna be on Overheard tomorrow, I just know it. –45th & Lexington Overheard by: No, not her
Teen boy: Yo, I got the munchies, B…Yo, what happened to the guys with candy and shit? Shit was mad convenient. –1 train Overheard by: I. J. Meyers
Mother: Hmm…remind me to make a stop at The Home Depot on the way home. Your father said he needed a stripper to remove some paint. –59th & Lexington
Girl: If anybody is gonna bring back the cape it will probably be a
lesbian. –Borders, Time Warner Center
Woman: So what book does she want?
Chick: She says Julius Caesar.
Woman: What’s that?
Chick: Is that the title or the name of the author? Call her and ask her. I can’t find it. –Target, 225th Street
Black chick #1: You know what’s the funniest birthday card I ever read?
Black chick #2: What?
Black chick #1: “Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, happy birthday to you, I hope you bust a nut.”
Black chick #2: Yeah, on your birthday you gotta cum. –Duane Reade, Penn Station Overheard by: Turby