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I Told You He Had Some Kennedy Blood in Him

Little boy in stroller pats a woman on the thigh reaching for a chain hanging from her pocket.

Woman: Oh, no! You don’t touch strange women! You don’t touch strange women! Otherwise they might touch you back… Oh, aren’t you a sweetheart?! [To his parents] Oh, yeah. He knows what he’s doing.

–Brooklyn-bound L train