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Wait, David the Neighbor’s Son, or David the Horny Neighborhood Yeti?

Girl: So, who did you piss off?
Actor: What? What do you mean?
Girl: Who did you piss off? Did you read your script on Friday?
Actor: No, why?
Girl: You didn’t read it? Go read your script, and you’ll see what I mean.
Actor: No, what? Come on, tell me. Why?
Girl: You didn’t read your script on Friday?
Actor: No, why? Tell me.
Girl: They’ve got you with a David*, making out on the dining room table. Who did you piss off?

–ABC Cafeteria

Overheard by: Mojosaves

Wait, Back Up. Why Can’t You Go Anymore?

Female employee #1: You need to go to church.
Female employee #2: Hell no, I can’t go to church anymore [laughs mischievously].
Female employee #1: You don’t go to church?
Female employee #2: Uh-uh.
Female employee #1: Whatever! Yo, at my church, like, gangs and shit be comin’ on Sundays. The Crips are all on one side and the Bloods all on the other. It’s crazy. They be wearin’ their colors and shit, too.

–Century 21