Archive for the ‘School’ Category

Where the Meth Comes Sweepin’ Down the Plain

Bimbette: Not a lot of people do meth anymore. It’s like one in ten million.
Guy: What?! It’s like the crack of the Midwest. Everyone does it.
Bimbette: No, it only seems like that because they’re all in one state.
Guy: Which one?
Bimbette: Oklahoma. –Brooklyn Tech Overheard by: Is Kathy Ireland, the designer, one of them?

Wednesday One-Liners May Need to Pay for It

Chick on cell: What are you doing tonight? Do you want to grab a drink, since I’m not having sex? –116th & Broadway Overheard by: Ladle Hobo: You know Bin Laden? Bin Laden has no sex. –1 train Lady to two girlfriends: She harasses people with that body. That’s why ain’t nobody want her. –96th St station Mid-50s blonde: I just don’t think I’m getting anything out of this. I mean, you don’t give me sex, you don’t give me money, so what the hell am I getting? –Sushi restaurant, Soho Man on cell: I’m okay now. The doctor said I could have sex. If only I could find someone to have sex with. –E 61st & Lex Blonde: We don’t have sex that much because I’m a virgin. –E 23rd & Lex Overheard by: Jake Guy in hallway: I’d stick it in her, but she’d just pull it back out again. –Leon M. Goldstein High Overheard by: Hand-banana