Teacher: I mean, with all the salt I eat, my blood pressure should be equal to Avogadro’s number over Planck’s constant! But it’s not…
Overheard by: Liz
Middle-school Latina to posse of Asian males: Asian girls aren’t smaller — they have six muscles in their vagina, and white girls have four, and black girls have two. That’s because black guys have the biggest penises, so the women have fewer muscles. And Asian men have the smallest, so the women have six muscles so it feels tighter… It’s true. I learned it in biology.
–Brooklyn-bound N train
Overheard by: Shannon
Conductor: This is the train to Huntington. This is the train going to Huntington! If you didn’t hear your stop before, this is not the train you’re supposed to get on! Come on, people — this is not quantum physics, people! If your stop is not called, this is not your train!
–LIRR, Huntington Branch, Jamaica stop
Overheard by: Jenn
Skanky mom: Just not too much science stuff, okay?
–In line, Museum of Natural History
Overheard by: Dork