Archive for the ‘Sex and the City’ Category

Your Editors Are Terrified

Jrsey tan Carrie Bradshaw: Oh. My. Gawd. This naybahood look jus like Charlotte's! (King Charles Spaniel walks by) Oh my gawd! Thats Charlotte's dawg!
Jersey tan long summer dress: Oh my gawwwd, it is… That's so weird!
Jersey tan Carrie Bradshaw: Everything is sooo Sex and the City right now! It's scary that like everything in my life relates back to Sex and the City! –81st & Columbus Ave Overheard by: Andy

Wednesday One-Liners May Give You Gas

Guy to girl: You're going to regret it for the rest of your life if you get the wrong salad. –SoHo Overheard by: Confabulation Nation Slender waitress to two large customers: Make sure you finish *all* of that! Especially the celery. That's my favorite part! (they look in disgust) –Applebee's, Astoria Yoga clothes-clad girl, loudly to friend: It is not a vegetable. It's a legume! –6th Ave & W 12th St Man to woman: So I sayz, "Lady, you're my cuppa tea alright, but I like the occasional cucumber, if you know what I'm sayin'…" –Herald Square Overheard by: Mira Gay guy: I saw people coming out of the woods and I was like, "Aghhh! Corn children!" –8th & 45th Overheard by: i'd be scared, too Sarah Jessica Parker's son: Do you know what kind of lettuce she likes? –Washington Square Overheard by: Brooke

Wednesday One-Liners' Amazing Urban Adventure

Tourist, before getting into purse-filled van: Aw shit, what did I just say? I said I was not getting into any strange vans today. –Canal & Lafayette Pseudo-knowledgeable tourist: It's so strange that they have turnstiles that go both ways, you know, ones that let you go in and out in the same turnstile. Every other subway station I've been in in New York has ones for entering and different ones for exiting. –5th Ave E Station Overheard by: Colleen French tourist (with American accent) to French friends: Stand clear of the closing doors, please. (French tourists bust up laughing) –1 Train Overheard by: kdub 30-something female tourist heading to subway: I prefer the Sex and the City version of New York. –Union Square Overheard by: E-Love Old woman tourist: Geez, you'd think they'd be a little more optimistic at the United Nations. –United Nations Teenage British boy tourist to the rest of his family, as they pass a souvenir shop: Oh! This must be where Tim got that "I heart New York" shirt! (whole family excitedly goes into the store) –Fulton St

Consider Yourself Warned

Middle school boy: Yo, you ever seen that show Sex and the City on HBO?
Three friends: No.
Middle school boy: I thought there’d be mad sex on it. There wasn’t any! They should call that show ‘White Bitches Talking.’ –Brooklyn Middle School

Touché, Ann Coulter, Touché

Tourist guy #1: New York is cool man, a lot of places to visit and shit.
Tourist guy #2: Yeah, I know… I can’t wait to find me one of them horny-ass "Sex in the City" whores to suck me up while I’m here.
Tourist guy #1: That’s a myth, you fag. It ain’t real.
Tourist guy #2: Look at those moms over there. I bet they’re craving some young cock. –Outside Radio City Music Hall Overheard by: FatCop