Skateboarder on cell: I was just at the spot and there was no car. Fuck, I know what a car looks like and it wasn’t there. Are you sure it was a white Lexus? Fuck you, it wasn’t there. I got eyes, you know. Well then fuck off and go buy your own damn drugs! –3rd Ave & 9th St
Archive for the ‘Skaters’ Category
I’m More Offended That It’s By Hamilton’s House
Two skateboard guys make as much noise as possible to get a chick’s attention. She doesn’t take the bait.
Skateboy #1: Whatever! Forget her!
Skateboy #2: Hey, baby!
She turns.
Skateboy #2: Let’s not make this into a rape thing, y’know?
–142nd & Convent
Another Northeast Ultraliberal Senator for President
Skater boy #1: I’ve got an idea, but I don’t want to tell you.
Skater boy #2: Aw come on, tell me. I won’t steal it.
Skater boy #1: I don’t think you’ll steal it. It’s just that it’s so stupid I don’t want to tell you.
–56th between 5th & 6th
Sometimes Foods Have the Oddest Etymologies
Girl #1: What was that called again?
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: You know…it’s pudding with rice in it?
Girl #2: You mean rice pudding?
–St. Mark’s Place
Overheard by: Gabby
Skater guy: Fuck, man, this apple juice is damn good.
Skater girl: Apple juice? I always thought that was orange juice.
–31st & 6th