Enthusiastic 20-something: Oh, is that ciabatta? Yummy! Whenever I see ciabatta, my pussy starts to swell! –Broadway & 13th Random passerby: He wants a vagina. In and around his mouth. –The Village Cute NYU blonde: He won't like, touch my vagina with his hands. That means he's gay, right? –Mercury Lounge, LES Drunk Latina to drunk white girl whose boyfriend stepped out to get a paper bag: Girl, just tell him to take you home. Tell him you want to sleep tonight. Tell him your pussy is closed! –McDonald's, 14th St & 7th Ave Overheard by: ehka Girl in gym: Everything on my body is flaccid, except my vagina. –Fordham Gym
College girl: Like Spiderman and Batman?
College guy, enthusiastically: That analogy is always cool! –186th St & Arthur Ave
Drunk college girl: I don’t mean to have sex with ugly guys but more often than not… –Columbia University Overheard by: Lo Thuggish dude on cell: … You want to look in the mirror and be like ewww, while everyone else looks at you and is like, ooh, you know what I’m saying? When I wake up in the morning and I look in the mirror I think to myself shit, I am one ugly motherfucker, how the hell do I get so many bitches? –7 Train Overheard by: Andrea Dumpy man waiting on line: I didn’t know court was a beauty contest for ugly women. –Downtown NYC Courthouse Man fighting with random woman on train: You’re as ugly as the tip of my dick! –4 Train Overheard by: Marlon B Teenage girl to group of friends: Oh! Did I tell you *Jessica had her baby? Yeah, that shit ain’t ugly. –Cobble Hill Loud girl: Omigod I’m soooo pissed! Like, she’s so ugly. Much uglier than me. And you know on Halloween, if I hadn’t been bleeding from my vagina and puking in a bowl he would have hooked up with me instead. –Fordham University Overheard by: I was puking in a bowl when I heard this too
NYU guy: You saw Notorious? How was it?
NYU girl: I didn't even know I was going to a movie, I thought we were going to a concert.
NYU guy: He's dead, you know.
NYU girl: Well, now I know. –Uptown 6 Train
College girl, to mumbling Persians: What language are you speaking? I’m just curious…
Persian college student: Well, that was English… –Elevator, NYU Dorm
Frat guy #1: So how do you think you did on your history exam?
Sorostitute: I don’t want to talk about it.
Frat guy #1: Oh come on, it can’t be that bad.
Frat guy #2: She thought World War II happened in the 1970s. –NYU Overheard by: Seriously.
Butch chick: I kissed George last night.
Sorority chick: Oh, no — did you drink yourself straight again?
Butch chick, hands over face: Yes! –14th St
College girl #1: You know, I'm so leftist. Like, almost at communist level.
College girl #2: Well, their flag *is* pretty sweet. –NBC Store Overheard by: Amanda
Guy on cell: In a wig, with his pants down, watching her from his car. –33rd St, Astoria Overheard by: Ferna Teen to another: Barack Obama said, "pull your pants up!" –Broadway & 72nd St NYU girl: I wanna do it, and I wanna do it in my pants box. –Weinstein Hall, NYU Border's employee to man sleeping in chair: Sir, could you please wake up? …and also zip up your pants. –Borders Guy on phone: Well, I guess I thought you might be kind of gay after you invited me to that "no pants" party. –Astoria
College girl #1: I don't want a flesh-eating disease.
College girl #2: Me either.
College girl #3: Yeah, me either.
College girl #1: Wow, we have so much in common! No wonder we're friends. –Fordham University Overheard by: Sromeo