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Lions, and Tigers, and Wednesday One-Liners — Oh My!

20-something woman on cell: Did I tell you mom got into a fight with a raccoon again? (pause) Yeah, I know, our mom is totally going to die of rabies. –Starbucks, West Village Overheard by: Vaccinated for rabies Guy to another: Flap your wings baby, just flap your wings! –Broadway Woman, shouting at no one in particular: You know I'm unstoppable! I'm like an ox! –1 Train Overheard by: Rose Fox NYU girl: My mother was like, "what would you do with a giant inflatable turkey?" and I was like, "what wouldn't you do with a giant inflatable turkey?" –3rd Ave & 14th St Overheard by: Mickey


Guy #1: Okay…Wow…This one time in Madison I was so drunk…I was trying to get this sorority girl to come home with me and she said she would if I got rid of her ex-boyfriend (he was hanging out with us.) That’s all I remember from that night! I woke up the next morning, in bed, soaking wet, with a pulled groin muscle and scrapes all over my knees and elbows!
Guy #2: What the fuck?
Guy #1: Yeah! I had to ask around to find out what happened. Apparently, I sorta, uh, fell in the lake in Madison–I pulled my groin muscle there–then I pulled myself out and crawled home on hands and knees since I couldn’t walk.
Guy #2: What…the fuck…? –B1 bus Overheard by: Justin Fores

Any Animal That Knows How to Use a Mud Mask Has to Have a Brain

NYU girl #1: I'm totally a vegetarian, and I thought Lucy was, until she told me that she had bacon the other day!
NYU girl #2: Oh my god! That's so terrible, that poor pig. Though I think it's okay to eat chicken. I don't really consider chicken an animal. They're too stupid to be an animal. But bacon, that's totally bitchy. –NYU Overheard by: Meatarian

Wednesday One-Liners for Ralph Nader… Not!

Sorority chick leaving a democratic rally where hillary clinton spoke: God, they all sounded so political! –Wagner College 5 year-old boy (to his mother): Is it true that obama's going to raise taxes? –Union Square Overheard by: Jen Woman on cell: I'm trying to find joe sixpack. (pause) no, I don't know joe sixpack. –98th & Broadway Several middle-aged, wealthy #40 something upper east side ladies at the dinner table next to us at a french restaurant, discussing politics. The last point on sarah palin: "her hair's fine, her glasses are fine, her clothes are ok but I'm sorry, she's a fucking loser." –Jacques Brasserie — Upper East Side Overheard by: Lindsey Miller Drunk girl: "if lil' wayne was president, things would be running much more smoothly." –E Houston St & Lafayette St, Overheard by: Teddy "my cousin said that obama is the antichrist."
"that's mad rude, right?" –M66 Overheard by: Charley

The Little-Known Third Option in “Bluetooth or Crazy?”

College girl #1, about old lady talking angrily behind her: Who do you think she's yelling at? Don't look, I think you should guess. Don't look!
College girl #2: No, I'm going to look. Yeah, she's not talking to anyone. No phone.
College girl #1: Oh.
(they both turn around to stare at her and continue walking)
College girl #1: Well, she's probably Italian. –27th & Park Ave Overheard by: Lynne