Archive for the ‘Strangers’ Category

Next Guy in Line: “Laid!

Old man: Wait–what you think you doing? This here's the line!
Lady in nurse scrubs: I just want to get a passport application.
Old man: Well, I just want to get a box. Everybody in this line just wants to get something.
(turns to next person in line)
Old man
: What you want to get?

Next person in line: Some stamps.
Following person in line: A money order.
Old man: See, honey–they all just want to get something!

–Post Office, Bed-Stuy

Overheard by: Tigertail

Too Easy.

Promoter, stopping college girls: Hey, do you girls like comedy?
Girls: (silence)
Promoter: Where are you two from?
(they look at each other, don't say anything)
Promoter
: Helloooo? Where are you from?

(no reply)
Promoter
: Are you guys retarded?!

(they storm off)
Girl #1 to girl #2
: God! Someone would never say that to us in LA!


–Times Square

Overheard by: just visiting