Girl on cell, defiantly: Listen, I can keep my midget in your closet whenever I damn please! –72nd & Columbus Man handing out cards to random passers-by: They have midget strippers, buddy, and you can bring your guitar! –42nd & 7th Overheard by: Katy Guy, to friend: You can't call yourself a grown man if you sit down and your feet dangle off the chair. –Victoria's Secret Overheard by: Emm Black guy pushing cart: Man, I miss my two-headed midget friend… He was my best man. –Union Square Woman on cell: Have I been an angry little munchkin? –Whole Foods, Union Square Overheard by: TheMac
Thick Brooklyn accent guy #1: Ten-dollar drinks, fifteen-dollar burgers…that's how these strip clubs get you.
Thick Brooklyn accent guy #2: Yeah man, forget the food. I'm a fucking Pussetarian. –W 34th St & Broadway
Guy #1: I used to know the price of a bag of weed. Now I know the price of a pound of New Zealand apples.
Guy #2: Yeah, I know. I used to know the price of a lap dance from a good stripper. Now I know the price of an engagement ring.
Guy #1: What happened to you? –33rd St & Broadway Overheard by: Todd
Dude #1: Yeah, I'm talking about my scrotum.
Dude #2: Just to be specific.
Dude #1: My nutsack. (pause) Man, I gotta go back to that strip club. –55th b/w 5th & 6th
Girlfriend: Your family can’t be any worse than my roommates at boarding school. The worst was when they made me dress up like a cowboy and do stripteases to early Madonna. -Q train Overheard by: Jonathan Graves
Drunk girl: People thought I looked good?
Drunk girl: How do you know?
Guy: Because they gave you money and licked stuff off your breasts. –140th & Broadway Overheard by: Logan
Girl: You should go first, then you can sleep through the rest of them.
Guy: Well, I'm not stripping anymore, so that's good. –Broadway & Prince, Soho Overheard by: TJ
White girl: Ohmigod, I totally want to take stripping lessons! But, I'm not, like, a slut or anything.
Black girl: Wait, wait. You're not a slut but you want to be a stripper?
White girl: What? I bet it's really good exercise! –Bard High School, Queens Overheard by: Sunny
Suit: So, you wanna bring the strippers to paintball? –45th St & Ave of the Americas Suit: They are not stupid people, even though they are from the Midwest. –53rd & Park Overheard by: MJ Suit: We’re meeting in conference room G, but there’s still blood in there from the last meeting. –53rd & Park Overheard by: Russo Suit whispering baby talk into another’s ear: Freddie, wash my butthole. –Brooklyn-bound Q train Late-50s suit to another: My next-door neighbors, they don’t know how to communicate with their Mexicans. –N & R platform, 49th St Overheard by: Wish I could have heard more Suit to another: I don’t care what they say — once a french maid, always a french maid. –Rockefeller Center Suit on cell: If it wasn’t for goat’s milk I don’t know how I would’ve made it through college. –45th St & 6th Ave Overheard by: y2jon
Queer #1: See that guy? I fucked him last night.
Queer #2: That stripper guy?
Queer #1: Yeah! Oh. No. Wait. That stripper is in my math class but they look a lot alike. –The Hanger Bar, Christopher Street