Archive for the ‘Strippers’ Category

Wednesday One-Liners Don Protective Camouflage

Suit: So, you wanna bring the strippers to paintball? –45th St & Ave of the Americas Suit: They are not stupid people, even though they are from the Midwest. –53rd & Park Overheard by: MJ Suit: We’re meeting in conference room G, but there’s still blood in there from the last meeting. –53rd & Park Overheard by: Russo Suit whispering baby talk into another’s ear: Freddie, wash my butthole. –Brooklyn-bound Q train Late-50s suit to another: My next-door neighbors, they don’t know how to communicate with their Mexicans. –N & R platform, 49th St Overheard by: Wish I could have heard more Suit to another: I don’t care what they say — once a french maid, always a french maid. –Rockefeller Center Suit on cell: If it wasn’t for goat’s milk I don’t know how I would’ve made it through college. –45th St & 6th Ave Overheard by: y2jon

Wednesday One-Liners: Great for Bachelor Parties!

16-year-old girl on cell: So like, for Halloween my mom told me about this strip club we could go to… –110th & Central Park West Overheard by: sophie Balis-Harris Drunk stumbling Yankee meathead to fellow meatheads: Yo! Let's get some fucking strippers! I don't give a fuck about my girlfriend! (pauses and looks around) If I drop any more beer on this woman… (spills half his cup on her back) Ah, fuck. –Yankee Stadium Overheard by: seat 12 section 23 20-something woman on cell: What, you had sex with that stripper?! –Union Square Overheard by: Liz Drunk suit: Yeah…we did it up fo' my son's 18th birfday. He be graduatin and all this year, so we sprung fo' a stripper. –Q67 Bus Overheard by: Kate Teen screaming into cell: Stripper. (pause) No, stripper! –Little Italy