Four teenagers in a convertible at a stop-sign speaking about me as I cross the street right in front of them, in Vancouver: “Hey, he looks Jewish!”
Hysterical Man: The bridge is swinging! Everybody get off the bridge!
Reasonable Man: It’s supposed to swing! This is a suspension bridge! –Brooklyn Bridge
Woman in McDonald’s: “…and they were conversating about…”
Actor speaking on his cell phone on the subway: “I’m starring in a play called Andorra, about a fictional country in Europe.”
Hipster #1: I’m really into Bossa Nova.
Hipster #2: I like her, too! What was the name of her hit song? The one that goes [starts humming] –Yuppietown
NYU Girl #1: Oh my god! I was so drunk this weekend, and now my legs are covered in bruises. They look terrible, you have no idea. I don’t even know how I got them.
NYU Girl #2: Ha, ha! I love when that happens. I love drunk bruises. –NYU Elevator Overheard by: Stephanie
Patron: What kind of sauce is on the linguine alla marinara? –Olive Garden, Chelsea Overheard by: Brad Palmertree
Shopper: Will you have spring shoes out next week?
Shopper: Spring shoes! Next week?
Shopper: Yeah, downstairs they told me you always have the next season’s shoes out one season ahead.
Shopper: Yes! Spring! Next week! –Macy’s Overheard by: Roxy Chanel McPink
Customer: Do you have a recording of Astrud Gilberto singing, “The Girl from Emphysema?” –Times Square
Woman: Excuse me, where are the literary journals?
B&N Guy: Them’s over there. –Barnes & Noble, Union Square