Ironically They Were Uppers

Businesswoman: You’re awfully calm today. Did you take drugs? –Midtown office

You Can’t Spell Aneurysm Without EU

Businesswoman: Even though they smoked like chimneys and drank like fish, whatever, the south of France and Italy used to be much healthier than us. –Midtown office

The Mythical Land…of Brighton Beach

Businessman: She said there’s an area in Brooklyn where all they speak is Russian. You can go blocks without hearing English. They refuse to speak it. –Midtown office

Readers: Answer This Overheard Question

Suit: Rock and roll? Rock and roll? What is that?! –43rd & Broadway Overheard by: Kaitlen

Just Say Non!

Businesschick: You have to learn to say no to those aggressive French men!
Businessman: Do I really?
Businesschick: No, I’m just kidding. –Midtown Office

You Complete Me, Microsoft Word

Businessman: I’m sure glad I found that document. I was about to cry. –Midtown Office

Wednesday One-liners

Woman: I really hope that you start doing some shit that’s smart. –Broadway & Waverly Businessman: The CEO’s a good ol’ Italian goombah from Bayonne. –Midtown Office

The Dry Wit Gets Wet

American Businessman: What are you doing in Mexico?
British Businessman: Drinking. Continuously. –Office, Midtown

Making the Worst Kind of Deposit

A trader is on his cell while on the toilet. Trader: Is there a time-frame here? Through the stall is heard the response. Trader #2: If you see sudden movements, we’ll know it’s time. –Trading floor bathroom, Park Avenue Plaza Overheard by: Aaron H.

Maybe He’s Talking Physics

Suit: We’re really quite busy, actually. The lack of work hasn’t really affected the amount of work. –9th Ave. Overheard by: Brad Wilson