Archive for the ‘Superheroes’ Category

Wednesday's One-Liner Sense Is Tingling

Black man in Batman suit trying to get tourists to pay to take pictures with him: I got bills! I got bills! –Times Square Overheard by: kpan Traffic cop, motioning in vain for car to stop: I guess my powers aren't working today… –Citifield, 7 Train Entrance Teenage girl: I love my physics teacher. He's like a fat, middle-aged Superman. –Bard High School, Queens Overheard by: Sunny Large man with heavy accent shouting into cell: Please send somebody–I have just been robbed. (pause) I am on the corner. (pause) What do you mean, "white"? He is a Spiderman! He's wearing a Spiderman suit! –Stanton & Essex