Thug: Last I heard, he was being charged with some serious shit — accessory to kidnapping, accessory to rape… That’s why you can’t hang out with niggas that’s in love.
Overheard by: A White Bear
Thug referencing billboard of The Librarian: Return to King Solomon’s Mines: Yo, that’s an action flick ’bout the Dewey Decimal system!
–49th & Broadway
Overheard by: Nikki W
Thug on cell: Whatchoo mean, it ‘wasn’t a successful relationship’? I stuck it in her butt 14 times! That’s what I call a successful relationship.
–12th St & 4th Ave
Thug teen with sideways ball cap and pants around his knees: It’s like she tryin’ to be fashionable, but it just ain’t workin’, yo!
–34th St & 7th Ave
Overheard by: knows better than to wear hats sideways
Young thug to friends: She makes me all romantic… Like, I want to fuck her under the stars and shit.
–Grand & Broadway
Overheard by: Ramona
Thug reading High Times: Shit! I did not just miss my stop again!
Overheard by: HelloClairice